Parents, Put Down The Pitchforks Over Sabrina Carpenter
A few weeks prior to the 2024 U.S. presidential election, I found myself at a concert venue scream-singing “I’m so f*cking horny” alongside 15,000 fellow Sabrina Carpenter fans, most of whom fell solidly within the 12-18 age bracket. Amid a sea of feather boas, rhinestones, and every shade of pink on the color wheel, I…